Actually, I only need one.
I am seeking MEN that are:
- LEGALLY single (This means you are not in a relationship, married, separated, engaged or otherwise);
- emotionally and physically available;
- gainfully employed;
- looking for a serious, long-term relationship leading to marriage (for reasons besides obtaining a green card).
PLEASE NOTE — If you:
- are Gay (only because I need you to be attracted to women, namely ME);
- still live at home;
- have babymamma/ex drama;
- have trust, commitment or intimacy issues;
- require anger management;
- have not finalized divorce;
- are half or twice my age;
- direly afflicted with the “Peter Pan Syndrome”;
- Prone to “Compulsive Lyinitis”;
- have a venereal disease;
- any other issue (psychological or otherwise) that prohibits you from maintaining healthy relationships — go sit yo’ *ss down somewhere. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.