Dear New York,
I don’t know how to tell you this, but it’s officially June… Actually, we’re almost halfway through the month. I’m sure you probably didn’t get the memo and it was a complete and total oversight. Otherwise, I couldn’t imagine how we would be relegated to such cruelty. I would be willing to forgive this faux pas on one condition…. Please save yourself from further ridicule and adjust the weather accordingly. Seasonable spring/summer temperatures and sunshine would be much appreciated. ThxBye.
P.S. This is getting ridiculous.